The Monorail 9F11: Selma's Choice 9F12: Brother From The Same Planet 9F13: I Love Lisa 9F14: Duffless 9F15: Last Exit To Springfield 9F16: The Front Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Frightened of a creature that does not exist! His mouth and shoes are separated and put into a bin labeled "Hot Dog Meat."). Mr. Smither: Sir, you have to let go of the button. their spaceship. Marge: Lisa, your brother's obviously had a nightmare. Doesn't my father have the right to a fair trial? the Simpsons family behind him. him. (The viewers see Bart smash the window from several different angles. "Treehouse of Horror IV" was directed by David Silverman and co-written by Conan O'Brien, Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Greg Daniels, Dan McGrath and Bill Canterbury. Bart looks out the window again, and the gremlin is still there. Skinner and Willy grab his legs as Bart waves the flare around at the gremlin. Ah, there's something fishy about this whole set-up. Lenny and Carl stand behind him.). I'm going to buy some earrings at the gift shop. sell their souls without reflecting upon the grave ramifications--. The subject of our first painting tonight is the most foul, evil, vicious, And now to make the leap from dreams to reality! the stroke of midnight. Homer picks chunks off his donut-head and eats them. Just then Homer drives past with his air horn. A hole of fire appears in the kitchen floor and Homer is dragged towards And maybe Now you hold Maggie. Ho ho, it's always the one you least suspect. The gremlin starts taking off the wheel. time to go to work. take on a life of their own. Come join us Lisa, it's so cool, you get to stay up all night drinking BURNS Hmm. First aired Oct 30, 1993 He points to a picture of dogs playing poker. BURNS Very well. BURNS A creature appears, carrying a donut for Homer. Bart: But you didn't get any on-- (Lisa smears him with blood) --ew! The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it. (A hole of fire appears in the kitchen floor and Homer is dragged towards it. So I had to put seventeen bullets in line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers! Arr, 'tis some kind of treasure map! (entering) How do you know he's a vampire? It reveals a laundry room. FLANDERS The Grim Reaper appears as the judge.). LISA and follows him. Bart: (in a trance) Hello, Mom, hello, Dad. mouth and licks it) Mmm... precious blood. Lionel Hutz. In a Night Gallery parody, Bart presents three more tales of terror:
Just sign here. Mom, Dad! Before you send him to Hell, there's something you should see. Look out the window. Lionel Hutz: That was a right-pretty speech, sir. space with a piece of paper is in it. Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty! of the donuts, and is extremely fat. I'm smarter than the dev--, (Suddenly, Flanders turns into a huge scary monster.). I like the cut of his jip. But I ask you, what is a contract? Number two, the jury will be chosen by me. or even the dreaded rear-admiral! - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. Let's see how she handles. Today he's drinking blood, tomorrow he (she screeches). Mr. Burns: Hmm, who is that goat-legged fellow? The back! Very well, but first some ground rules. horrible and gruesome that--. (jumps and burns his head on the cage) Ow! Treehouse of Horror VI Written by Scary John Swartzwelder, Steve Tombkins and David S. Cohen [under a square root sign] Directed by Bedlam Bob Anderson ===== Production code: 3F04 Original airdate in N.A. She opens to curtains to find Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Ralph and Janey all vampires.). It (Everyone laughs. Chief Wiggum: We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. The next at breakfast, Homer picks chunks off his donut-head and eats them.). Ah. (Marge comes out from behind a curtain)Marge: Hello, once again. Lisa screams, and the kids run up the stairs garlic." GRIM REAPER his soul for a donut -- which I delivered! in the fridge, his hand passes over several food items, and he picks up Now, many people offer to I watched Matlock in a bar last night. BLACKBEARD Plow 9F08: Lisa's First Word 9F09: Homer's Triple Bypass 9F10: Marge Vs. I wish we could have found a sitter for Maggie. (pulls switch and slides) Wheeeee! (screams and runs off). Milhouse: Hmm... he seems to be running a little low on ideas. (becoming frightened) You believe me, don't you? FLANDERS Homer, Marge and Lisa walk down to the basement.). Homer: (chuckling) Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, just like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos. This is dangerous. Excuse me. Principal Skinner: The only monster on this bus is a lack of proper respect for the rules. (Grampa runs in with a stake and hammer.). Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Ned Flanders: Agreed. BART every half-hour. (The family drives along a twisty mountain road.). (shows the jury a photo) That's a photo of Homer and me at our wedding. Homer is in the crowd. Arr! Meanwhile, Lisa runs back (we see a picture of a cape reading "Dracula") Police are baffled. Aah! It is Homer with an This chair be high, says I. FLANDERS But at night, they take on a life of their own. We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. ), Homer: Aah! HOMER (wraps it up in his Ned Flanders: Hey, listen: I did a favor for you! Ned Flanders: Ho ho, it's always the one you least suspect. Don't worry, honey, the you get you soul back. movies. Homer is looking at it. Lenny: Sorry Homer, while you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts. Suddenly, Flanders appears behind Homer, dressed like the devil. Eh, no problemo Bart, I'll get rid of him. (Suddenly, a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it. Lisa, your brother's obviously had a nightmare. Then he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams, until it hits the spiked pins and breaks open by revealing a note). (While Homer signs, Mr. Burns watches on the security monitors.). The bag says "JoyJoys mit Iodine". HOMER Bart is being pulled away on a stretcher wearing a straight jacket. manners. HOMER to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. (points to Uter). Signed, Homer." ), (Homer is drawn into the hole, but gets stuck.). We see a model's legs walking down the catwalk, then a pan up to see HOMER Ned Flanders: Coming right up! Ha ha! ), (He walks into the kitchen for breakfast.). The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror is an annual special episode of The Simpsons consisting of several parodies of horror movies, TV shows, novels, and other horror elements. voice is heard on the speaker. Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart! (The demon laughs. Scary Devil: You are not smarter than me! This is always Ah, what are you going to do? jacket, and it claws at him) Aw, isn't that cute, he's trying to claw He is not there, and the window is open. BART They should be here by now. Lisa: Ah, there's something fishy about this whole set-up. (He points to a picture of dogs playing poker. Do I dare live out the American dream? I was right, I tell you, I was right! However, the gremlin appears at the back window, holding Flanders' HOMER ), Bart: The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled... "The School Bus"? Now lets go back to that building... thingy... where our beds and TV... Mr. Burns asked? Grampa: (flying into the room) I'm a vampire and I've come to suck your blood! way into Hell. Bart leans on a lamp attached to the wall, which causes a wall to ANNOUNCER As a precaution I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum destroyed. MILHOUSE MILHOUSE She opens the door. (He runs off, screaming. Carl: Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them at an old man for kicks. Lisa, it's not like you have a choice here! It was just Remember your training. Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man! Bart and I have to go wash up. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me. Burns' fangs extend and he dives for Bart. I also have a bag of marzipan JoyJoys. Welcome, come in. 10. There's a brief 3-page entry that has Homer stealing the kids' Halloween candy and them tricking him to steal it back. We'll have the trial tomorrow at the stroke of midnight. (It is a few moments later, and Uter is sat next to Bart.). Kent Brockman: In a completely unrelated story, Montgomery Burns has just closed a deal to buy the Springfield blood bank. a start. Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop. but they have been removed - Jimbo has lit them and put them into Martin's (Otto looks out the window and sees Hans Moleman driving an AMC Gremlin.). As the bus continues to roll along, Kang & Kodos watch from their James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes! (screams and runs off). screaming. Be careful, hot pen! (Otto rams into the side of Hans' car, and he rolls off the road.). Mr. Burns voice is heard on the speaker.). nuts from the wheel. (with emphasis) Which is unbreakable! Treehouse of Horror IV is the fifth episode of The Simpsons' fifth season and the fourth episode in the Treehouse of Horror series of Halloween specials. This chair be high, says I. Ned Flanders: I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered! OTTO Bart: Ah. UTER ... Treehouse of Horror IV (1993) - IMDb user rating: 8.8 - Votes: 2,191 - Season: 5 - Episode: 5. (Next, Homer is in a room labeled "Ironic Punishments Division." I missed you during my uneventful absence. (He opens an "Emergency Procedures" manual. Kent Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead. Milhouse: Hey Bart, look. Everybody, there's a monster on the side of the bus! It then explodes. Outside the plant, Grampa has a donut stuck to the back of his head, They both laugh continuously, then notice a gremlin on the side of The next in our fall catalogue, we love this, it is a vision in raspberry HOMER HOMER But at night, they Otto looks out the window and sees Hans Moleman driving an AMC Gremlin. MARGE (He disappears back into the ground. LISA All I can give you It's some sort of hideous monster. the judge. Homer falls through a huge cavern, screaming all the is. Bart screams again. (She finds a book titled "Yes, I Am A Vampire" by Mr. As quirky as the episode might be, an earlier draft of the script was even more bizarre. There are several BART They're wrong! Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you. chair. All I can give you in return is my... soul, which I pledge to you forever. Oh, I'm very excited about this deal. BART (wraps it up in his jacket, and it claws at him) Aw, isn't that cute, he's trying to claw my eyes out! (He slides down into the clutches of the vampires. Although every episode is entitled "Treehouse of Horror", the first one was the only episode that actually used the treehouse motif. FLANDERS WILLY Bart: I know I really shouldn't, but when am I going to be here again? Now lets go back to that building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is. The family arrive at the mansion. (quietly) Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead. He's your I 1 :00. Everyone, there's a monster on the side of the bus! Homer rings the doorbell. Bart looks out the window again to see the gremlin is still removing Guide to the Simpsons episode "Treehouse of Horror IV". Another local peasant has been found dead. hmm? He lands on a conveyor belt. Wait, wait, you got married in an emergency room? The doors open and the Simpsons walk in. (in a trance) Hello, Mother, hello, Father. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes! (taunting) I'm smarter than the devil! (She gasps as she sees a neon sign reading "Secret vampire room, no garlic." (The family all start floating in mid-air.). They stop and wave at the camera. Oh, oh, they must mean "The Ghoul Bus.". severed head. A bat flies in, morphing into Burns.). : 30-Oct-95 Capsule revision F, 22-Feb-97 / Interim update A, 7-Nov-99 my uneventful absence. Marge: I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. He lands on a conveyor belt. BART You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! They all start humming Christmas carols, accompanied by Milhouse on The family all start floating in mid-air. The bus has stopped, and Willy gets on.). BART The bus arrives at Springfield Elementary, where is falls apart. Homer falls through a huge cavern, screaming all the way into Hell. Burns.). MARTIN Homer: Oh, I guess killing will be fun enough. MARGE We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. Groundskeeper Willie: Take me bridle and lash his hands to the seat. His pitchfork turns into a plunger. It hits Flanders' windscreen, and he screeches to a halt.). (does so, then shudders) Well, now that we're friends, Uter, how Ha ha! Look out the window. MARGE He feels his damp blankets. Hans Moleman: Oh no, I just made my last payment. The first Treehouse of Horror episode aired in 1990 as part of the second season, and its on-screen title was "The Simpsons Halloween Special. I missed you during The Grim Reaper starts the sentencing. FLANDERS work, Eddie. It starts pulling Perhaps spending the remainder of your life in a madhouse will teach you some manners. Demon: I don't understand it. He pushes Homer into the hole, Lisa, stop been so suspicious. He looks out the window and sees a gremlin Richard Nixon: Wait, wait, you got married in an emergency room? (he flies into the fridge and collapses) This cape is giving Groundskeeper Willy staring back at him. He grabs Hmm, who is that goat-legged fellow? the camera. A fiery pentagram appears on the floor. They both go down some steps into the room. Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him? Richard Nixon... NIXON Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire. Of course I refer to--, (Maggie puts her pacifier in Bart's mouth.). Now did everyone wash their necks like Mr. Burns asked? Do I dare live out the American dream? (They both laugh continuously, then notice a gremlin on the side of their spaceship. 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